How to catch a bird

Step 1:
Look around for the perfect catch.








Step 2:
Detect your bird of choice.








Step 3:
Keep your eyes on him at all times! Do not let him out of your sight!








Step 4:
Move your hands around a little to get him used to you.








Step 5:
Maybe give him a wave, as to not arouse suspicion.








Step 6:
Get ready...








Step 7:
Go for the kill! (make sure you don't lose sight of what you're doing!)








Step 8:
Hold on tight!!! Don't let that bird get away!








Step 9:
Give him a taste...you know, make sure he's the one you want.








Step 10:
If he isn't, in fact, what you suspected, repeat steps 1-10.



“Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game.”
~Paul Rodriguez

::Edited::
My husband read this and thought that the quote made it sound like I was against hunting. I'm really not. I just thought it was kinda funny, in regards to the bird. So go. Hunt all the animals you want. I don't care.