Wednesday, January 27, 2010

How to catch a bird

Step 1:
Look around for the perfect catch.

Step 2:
Detect your bird of choice.

Step 3:
Keep your eyes on him at all times! Do not let him out of your sight!

Step 4:
Move your hands around a little to get him used to you.

Step 5:
Maybe give him a wave, as to not arouse suspicion.

Step 6:
Get ready...

Step 7:
Go for the kill! (make sure you don't lose sight of what you're doing!)

Step 8:
Hold on tight!!! Don't let that bird get away!

Step 9:
Give him a know, make sure he's the one you want.

Step 10:
If he isn't, in fact, what you suspected, repeat steps 1-10.

“Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game.”
~Paul Rodriguez

My husband read this and thought that the quote made it sound like I was against hunting. I'm really not. I just thought it was kinda funny, in regards to the bird. So go. Hunt all the animals you want. I don't care.


Neha said...

Loved the pictures and story-telling...loads of hugs for the little one!

Sheila said...

Too funny!! Loved it! And I'm glad you're not against hunting, because I was on my out the door, rifle in hand, when I was reading your post and I almost changed my mind. Love ya!


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