Things I hear at my house...

"Can I hit you with this?"

"Isaac, you can't have apple juice. It makes you run." (Elijah to Isaac, after I told Elijah that he couldn't have any more apple juice because it has too much sugar in it.)

"This is how an old lady twirls."

"Mom, Eli is being funny and I can't wipe him!" (btw, I hadn't asked Chloe to wipe him...I don't know why she was in the bathroom to begin with)

"It sounds like a tiny booger is in there yelling, helllllp." (Chloe's observation of Isaac's whistling nose)

"Mom, I can't. My blowers are all faded out." (After I asked Chloe to blow on her food to cool it off)

"I really wish I could hit you one more time!"

"Get out of the shower with the scale!" (Elijah was soaked head to toe...in his clothes...scales in hand. Don't ask. I don't know.)
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I'm gonna start keeping a record of the funny things my kids say...I really wish I would've started it along time ago...especially for Chloe. She has said so many hilarious things, she is definitely my little comedian. I hope she never loses her sense of humor!

Yes, it's fun being a mom...especially when kids are so stinkin' funny! Forget spending tons of money going out...we can just sit at home and listen to our kids. And the more we have, the funnier it gets. Who knew?

Each generation has been an education for us in different ways. The first child-with-bloody-nose was rushed to the emergency room. The fifth child-with-bloody-nose was told to go to the yard immediately and stop bleeding on the carpet.
~Art Linkletter